S04E07, The Day Fuckers
Drama: That's what I call service with a smile.
Turtle: More like a smile I'd like to service.
Drama: Why do you got to look at every girl as a potential relationship?
Eric: Cause I don't want to spend my twilight years alone like you, Drama.
Drama: Don't be mad, E. It's not our fault you were born without the sport fucking gene.
Vince: I know he can have unemotional sex. He just chooses not to. In fact, I'll bet he could get some before the both of you two.
Drama: Please. I'm a celebrity again, bro. I could get laid at a funeral.
Eric: And that would be unemotional for you or the dead girl?
Eric: I'm not searching out a girl just to fuck her.
Drama: Why not?
Eric: Cause it's mean!
Drama: No, no, no. Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her.
Turtle: How am I supposed to get laid before the end of the day?
Drama: Relax, Turtle. Old Johnny Boy is going to take you to a place where even a one-eye leper could get laid.
Turtle: Where's that?
Ari: You got to be kidding me.
Mrs. Ari: It's playtime, Ari. This is what kids do when they play.
Ari: This is what inmates do when they're gonna overtake the guards. I mean, is there even a teacher here or did they lose them to cutbacks?
Mrs. Ari: Jonah is going to be devastated when he finds out they're not going to school together.
Ari: Baby, don't worry. They will be going to school together. Your man is handling it.
Mrs. Ari: My man is going to be handling himself for the next decade if he doesn't stop playing it so cool and tell me what he's up to.
Ari: This is like The Godfather, baby. At certain times you just can't ask me about my business.
Drama: Don't let them get in your head, Turtle. Furries are people, too, and all people need to get laid. Except for that whack job who only needs a good book, a cup of tea, and a nice, long hug.
Eric: You're helping Bugs Bunny string his dick through a hole and I'm a whack job?
Drama: To show my appreciation for your predictability, E, I'm gonna take some of my winnings and buy you a nice gift certificate to a farm that'll help you grow some balls.
Turtle: It's bad enough I gotta wear this thing but who knows what she's gonna to be wearing?
Drama: Who cares if she's dressed like Godzilla? Close your eyes. Like you used to do when you banged that ugly chick Judy Lipnick in high school.
Turtle: You thought Judy was ugly?
Drama: Is that debatable?