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S07E09, Porn Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

Scotty: I watched a lot of porn, too, but I never thought to do one.
Vince: Hey, Scott...
Scotty: What?
Sasha: It's okay. Maybe you were afraid you couldn't perform.

Phil: I just, I just - I want to convince him.
Eric: All right, I'll try, but Drama hasn't spoken to me in two days.
Phil: Over getting him a greenlit show? He really is nuts.
Eric: Yeah, wait til you try to renegotiate season three with him.

Alex: I need money now, Turtle.
Turtle: Well, then I hope you're a better waitress than you are a driver.

Scotty: Are we still not talking?
Eric: Go fuck yourself.
Scotty: Wanna email me that so I don't forget it?

Ari: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Mrs. Ari: You just went to the bathroom.
Ari: That was two scotches ago.

Ari: But not to worry, all right? I will prevail because I'm a winner and you're a whore with more cleavage than talent.