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S08E05, Motherfucker

Turtle: I'm Turtle. Friend of Vince's and future owner of the best Italian restaurant in Los Angeles.
Shauna: And future occupier of the bar stool back there.

Drama: Call him up and try to smooth it over.
Eric: I did call.
Drama: What did he say?
Eric: He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are.

Ari: Guess who's coming to the office? Taylor Lautner.
Sarah: Really? I love you, Daddy!
Ari: He has 4% body fat. Daddy has five. Tell Mommy. Daddy's been working out.

Barbara: I'll leave you two to discuss. Come to my office when you're done.
Ari: Do you even have an office here?

Dana: I'll buy it.
Ari: You didn't even read it.
Dana: Well, that's why I'm a studio head. Because I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Eric: Who's the last person you signed, Scott? The third ballerina from the left on The Black Swan?
Scotty: Yeah. She got signed and I got sucked.

Turtle: Says here Sophia Lear got a first from Oxford.
Vince: What's a first?
Turtle: I don't know. Gotta be better than a second.

Vince: Oxford is a pretty good school.
Turtle: Where do you think we would've gone if we went to college?
Vince: Probably not Oxford.

Mrs. Ari: You're in the office with your girlfriend.
Ari: She's the head of a studio.
Mrs. Ari: And how do you think the town would react if they found out about you two?
Ari: There's nothing to find out and I've already suffered the brunt of all the gossip because my wife is running around with Chef Boyardee.

Phil: I don't wanna make your ego any crazier.
Drama: That's not possible.

Vince: I was raised by my mother, my grandmother, and my aunt. They gave me the strength. And it's because of them, I think, that I have an appreciation and respect for women most men don't have.
Sophia: Even porn stars?
Vince: I never judged Sasha for what she did. I always saw her for the beautiful, intelligent woman she is.

Dana: I can come over.
Ari: Is this some sort of cruel prank to stick it to me? Because I cannot deal with a revenge fuck right now. Well, maybe I can...