Best Entourage Quotes, Our Favorites

Tom: I feel bad taking this money from you, Vince. Especially since you played pretty good.
Vince: Don't sweat it, Tom. I just got paid four million to do the voiceover of a dog.

From S06E05, Fore, Vincent Chase

Tom: Take a mulligan.
Drama: Really?
Mark: Drama, after that shot, take two.

From Mark Wahlberg, S06E05, Fore

Drama: I tried to get Berenson to sign me like nine times in the '90s.
Turtle: At least we know he has great taste.

From S06E05, Fore, Turtle

Ari: I want you to keep an eye on Andrew Klein.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's ballsack and find me if you spot anything strange.

From Ari Gold, S06E04, Running on E

Drama: Johnny Chase is about to get a love interest.
Eric: Mail order bride?
Drama: On the show, wiseass. And don't be bitter just because I'll be spending the day test driving the lips of some of Hollywood's finest actresses to find my match.
Turtle: We won't be bitter but they might.

From Eric "E" Murphy, S06E04, Running on E

Turtle: You're really not going to get me a gift?
Drama: No, I'm really not. Because grown men shouldn't buy other grown men birthday gifts unless they're fucking.

From Johnny "Drama" Chase, S06E03, One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car

Eric: What am I supposed to do, Ari?
Ari: E, it's real simple. You stay on as producer or you walk out of pride. Either way, Charlie's going.
Eric: This is unbelievable.
Ari: Take heart. I mean, you produce 100 episodes of even mediocre television and you can send the kid a Gulfstream to cry on.

From Ari Gold, S06E03, One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car

Ari: You have been given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take your lifestyle and your career to the next level. You throw it away on some 22-year-old and you're gonna be left with nothing but herpes.

From Ari Gold, S06E02, Amongst Friends

Lloyd: I'm gonna make it through this, Ari Gold.
Ari: It'll be worse than when you had your anal cherry popped, but hey, you just might.

From Ari Gold, S06E01, Drive

Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie.
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie, bro.
Turtle: Yeah, Drama's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever gets another movie.

From S06E01, Drive, Turtle

Lloyd: You're drinking in the middle of the day?
Ari: Yeah, well, they do it on Mad Men all the time and they're pretty successful.
Lloyd: That was in the '60s. By the time they get to season four in the '70s, they'll all have liver and heart disease.

From Lloyd Lee, S06E01, Drive

Rita: Let's just say Vince may be starring in Gus Van Sant's new movie.
Ronnie: Hey, Drama, you gonna be in that movie, too?
Turtle: The closest he's getting to Gus Van Sant is whacking it to My Own Private Idaho.

From S05E12, Return to Queens Blvd, Turtle

Ari: Half the town is out of work. You can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything.
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line in front of the Sprinkles fucking Cupcakes store?

From Ari Gold, S05E11, Play'n with Fire

Ari: When you took this movie, Vinnie Chase was attached, and that's how you will finish it.
Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a Der Wienerschnitzel commercial in this country if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a fuckin threat.

From Ari Gold, S05E11, Play'n with Fire

Andrew: Why are you standing there like you just swallowed a dildo anally, Lloyd?

From Andrew Klein, S05E11, Play'n with Fire

Ari: What time is the luncheon, by the way? I'd love to show up.
Barbara: No men allowed.
Ari: So it's more of a rugmuncheon than a luncheon?

From Ari Gold, S05E10, Seth Green Day

Ari: Andrew, you're like LeBron James if he was playing in Spain. Sure, people know he's good, but no one wants to eat paella while watching basketball.

From Ari Gold, S05E09, Pie

Ari: You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman.

From Ari Gold, S05E08, First Class Jerk