Character Quotes

Andrew Klein

Ari: So, how is Marlo?
Andrew: Older and flabbier.
Ari: Didn't we swear that we wouldn't keep the women past 45?
Andrew: My New Year's resolution since 1996. But, uh... never took.

Andrew: Why are you standing there like you just swallowed a dildo anally, Lloyd?

Ari: I will not be strong-armed, Lloyd!
Lloyd: You just were, Ari Gold!
Andrew: Tough queer.