Ashley: You're very persuasive when you want to be.
Eric: You think?
Ashley: Well, I wanted to go home with Drama the night we met.
Ashley: What's with the fossil?
Eric: Shh... she's nice.
Ashley: Well, my grandmother is nice, but I wouldn't hire her to be the first face people see when they come to my business.
Ashley: Well, first off, I need to know that your assistant who wants to ride you will not be a problem.
Eric: My assistant?
Ashley: The one who looks like a playmate.
Ashley: I can't believe I fell for your nice guy act. You are really sick.
Eric: Yeah, well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Ashley: And I'm sorry you're a douchebag.