Character Quotes

Barbara Miller

Barbara: So, Ari, who's going to be running this shindig? You or me?
Ari: You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs. Why don't you kick it off?
Barbara: Oh, I don't know about that, Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet.

Ari: Didn't you hear? Andrew just signed another show runner. So you either owe me an apology or a blowjob. Your choice.
Barbara: Oh, okay, Ari. I apologize. But I think Andrew should blow you.

Ari: Barbara, hi.
Barbara: "Barbara, hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to "hey, Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."

Barbara: Amazing. World-class chauvinist Ari Gold's balls are being held by two women. Who'da thunk it?