Character Quotes

Bob Ryan

Bob: You know I have an easier time getting a face-to-face with Osama Bin Laden?
Ari: Try making an appointment, Bob.

Bob: Wait til you see my maid, Marsha. Quite the stunner. Marlon Brando used to come to the house three times a week just to stick it in her ass. And that was before it was fashionable.

Bob: In '68 I locked Dennis Hopper in a bathroom with nothing but a handful of mushrooms and bingo, he came up with Easy Rider.

Ari: I don't miss putts inside 10 feet. Even Bob knows that.
Bob: Well, how would I know that? The only putz I see is standing in front of me.

Bob: You've got to cup this one to tie, Ari. I mean, it's not an easy shot.
Ari: No shit, Bob. Any advice there, Phil?
Phil: Pray, Ari.
Bob: Don't bother. I'm sure God gave up on you a long time ago.