
Character Quotes
David Schwimmer
Trish: Out There. It's a traditional family sitcom. You play a neurotic, funny dad who captains his entire family on a cruise around the world.
David: Wow. So, it's kind of like Raymond meets The Love Boat.
Trish: Yes!
David: Oh, cool... or I just shoot myself in the fucking face right now.
David: Lizzie, why don't you and I grab some lunch?
Ari: That is a great idea. You guys go grab some lunch.
Andrew: But I don't know why they can't just stay here.
David: Cause I'm starving and you're boring.
David: Ari, I'm really pissed. I couldn't even eat dessert knowing I wasn't going to fuck that girl today.