Character Quotes

Josh Weinstein

Josh: Yanks are playing the Angels Tuesday. I've got the company box if you wanna roll with. Got the gals from The L Word coming. Trust me, they're only acting.

Josh: So, guys, I'm having a little bash at my place in Malibu this Saturday. It's gonna be off the hook. You guys should come.
Turtle: Yeah, any girls gonna be there?
Josh: The only girls in this town who won't be there are the ugly ones.

Josh: Frank. Darabont. Vince a fan?
Eric: Who isn't?
Josh: Yeah. Shawshank almost makes me wish I did prison time.