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Vincent Chase

Porn Vince: Vince! Big fan.
Vince: Oh yeah? Too bad I can't say the same. Haven't seen your work.

Vince: She doesn't have my number. I gave her the one-digit-off move.
Eric: That's a girl move.
Vince: It's the whoever's-being-treated-like-meat move.

Vince: Got myself a present.
Eric: For what?
Vince: For being me and for not having to answer to you.

Rehab Girl: That was hot. I totally bought you were sober and going for it.
Vince: I am.
Rehab Girl: Fuck, you're sexy.
Vince: Sober is sexy.

Vince: Who told you?
Kara: Us Weekly.
Vince: You read Us Weekly? Future MBA? God, that is so sad.

Eric: I mean, how can I trust anything you say anymore?
Vince: How can I trust you? You're the one eavesdropping. I should have Gavin de Becker come sweep the house for bugs.

Vince: I wanna get back to where I was. I want all of this behind me. But if you - my agents, my representatives, or whatever the fuck you are - keep treating me fucking weird, I can't do that.

Instructor: I need you to make a left here.
Vince: All right.
Instructor: Very nice.
Vince: Thanks. I've been working on that one.

Billy: Vince, you've taken the blank page, you've put something down, and you now know what it is to have put yourself out there. And if I were to tell you that it sucks, it would hurt.
Vince: Does it suck?
Billy: Some of it sucks.
Vince: That does hurt.

Vince: What, no one's going to hire me until they see Medellin?
Ari: I wouldn't say no one. You could play Jughead in the new Archie live action.
Vince: I think I'm more of a Reggie.

Turtle: Vin, I can't take this. It's a $200,000 car.
Vince: 240, actually, but I'm playing Enzo Ferrari, so I got 10% off.
Turtle: Seriously, I don't feel right about this.
Vince: I didn't feel right about the last car I gave you getting repossessed.

Vince: No way that's E's. He knows as much about the rap music business as Willie Nelson.

Vince: Give me a second. I'm trying to figure out how we can have a conversation without getting into a fight.
Eric: What conversation? Why would we have a fight?
Vince: Because you like to tell me what I've done wrong. You don't like to fix things.

Eric: So what are you saying? You want me to make your decisions for you?
Vince: I don't know, I can't decide.

Vince: Oxford is a pretty good school.
Turtle: Where do you think we would've gone if we went to college?
Vince: Probably not Oxford.

Vince: I was raised by my mother, my grandmother, and my aunt. They gave me the strength. And it's because of them, I think, that I have an appreciation and respect for women most men don't have.
Sophia: Even porn stars?
Vince: I never judged Sasha for what she did. I always saw her for the beautiful, intelligent woman she is.

Vince: Look, breaking up is painful. That's why I never do it. I mean why hurt someone when you can just let it drag on forever?

Shauna: Fuck spontaneity. Well-dressed, well-prepared... that's what makes you a star.
Vince: You wanna write that down for me just in case I forget?