Episode Quotes

S01E01, Entourage (Pilot)

Eric: So what are you saying? You want me to make your decisions for you?
Vince: I don't know, I can't decide.

Ari: I got to know what you think so I can get you to think what I think.

Vince: I can't tell if the script sucks or if it's just I got the sound of a jet engine in my head.
Turtle: Nah, Vince, G5s whisper quiet.

Ari: They drive that way in Tiananmen Square, bitch?

Premiere Girl: Are you really Vince's brother? Y'all don't look very much alike.
Drama: Yeah, I get that a lot. Because I have a lot less body fat.

Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.

Drama: Fucking models. If they were any good they'd be working in New York.

Drama: Don't sign that, Vince. They screwed it up. They got your eye color wrong.
Vince: It's black and white.
Drama: They look brown to me.