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S01E02, The Review

Ari: You a communist? Or are you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?

Eric: Did you get the trades?
Turtle: Right here, boss. Just warning you - it ain't pretty.
Vince: Oh, really?
Turtle: Fucking prick called you a thespian.

Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really.
Ari: Let's hug it out, bitch.

Drama: Hey, you remember? The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.

Turtle: Fuck the fuckin Mercedes, Vince. What are you, a soccer mom?

Eric: What am I supposed to do? He wanted the car, he got the car. I can't tell him how to spend his money.
Marvin: But you got enough balls to tell him to pass on a four million dollar fuckin movie offer?
Eric: Look, the script sucked. All right, Marvin?
Marvin: He wants artistic integrity? Then let him drive around in a Prius.

Turtle: Hack's got a mortgage broker, E. Says money's real cheap now.
Eric: This guy's talkin out of his ass. Do you even know what that means?
Turtle: Not really, but if Hack says it, it must be good.

Jessica Alba: Can I think about it?
Ari: Don't think. Thinking is bad for your complexion.