Episode Quotes

S01E07, The Scene

Billy: My man, Vincent Chase. Wick was right, you're very fuckable in person.

Eric: You can call me "E."
Billy: E. Is that your thing, being on time? I won Sundance at 24, what do you gotta say about that kind of arrival, huh?

Drama: You ever jerk off with a belt around your neck?
Turtle: Pssh. No. Should I?
Drama: Sounds interesting.

Eric: You should do a remake of that, Vince.
Vince: No. No one should ever remake that movie. It was perfect.
Billy: You'd let them redo the Mona Lisa, huh, "E?"

Drama: Look, Vince. There's no shame in playing gay. Look at Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. Guy won an Oscar. I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take it in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

Kristen: Umm... I got home and checked my messages and heard you calling Emily.
Eric: Look, I was drunk last night. I must have dialed your number by accident.
Kristen: Yeah, are you sure it wasn't your subconscious way of trying to reach out to me?
Eric: Are you analyzing me right now?

Turtle: E, I need a hundee, bro. This girl's gonna jerk me in the back.
Eric: No.
Turtle: Come on! Drama won't lend me money if it's for sexual acts.

Eric: Look, this guy's a pretentious prick, Vince. You don't wanna make this movie with him.
Vince: Oh, sorry. You don't really know artists. You haven't hung out with a lot of them.
Drama: Yeah. We're very sensitive.

Ari: I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess.

Shauna: Vince is on his way to becoming a major sex symbol. Don't fuck this up. Get him on the screen with someone who's got tits.

Drama's Date: Rain Man was gay?
Turtle's Date: He wasn't gay, he was just retarded.
Drama: Either way. You play gay or retarded, you win an Oscar.

Turtle: I thought you don't pay for sex?
Drama: I'm not payin for sex. I'm payin her rent, jerkoff.

Drama: Hey, Billy, I gotta tell ya - loved your movie.
Billy: Yeah, you told me that already, man.
Drama: Yeah, but this time I actually saw it.