Episode Quotes

S03E11, What About Bob?

Ari: I'm gonna call Paramount and get a bidding war started.
Eric: Paramount passed, Ari.
Ari: Paramount passed before they found out Universal didn't pass. It's like high school, E. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers.

Drama: What do you think? Five-button Dulce too edgy or just right?
Turtle: Depends. You shootin a pilot or serving finger food?

Bob: Remember who found this project.
Ari: Remember where you found it: underneath your pillow. If it wasn't for me they wouldn't have uncovered it until your estate sale.

Bob: Are you mocking me?
Ari: Mocking you? Why would I mock you? Everyone knows the best way to close a studio deal is to pull a quarter out of the president's ear.

Bob: It's not your project to sell, Ari.
Ari: Vince is my client. Without Vince it's just a bunch of chopped up trees with words on them.

Bob: I have 50 years in this business. Time was when I'd walk into the derby they'd kick Coppola out on his ass to get me a table.
Ari: Time was there was no sound in movies, Bob.