Episode Quotes

S05E05, Tree Trippers

Tom: Tell him to suck it.
Lloyd: Shh!
Ari: Tell him I heard that and tell him I will seal up your asshole with cement if I am disrespected.

Vince: How's the script? Really?
Ari: I cried. Now, I don't know if I was crying because of the script or the fact that I'm trying to put you in a Benji movie. But I sat at home alone last night in my bed and I wept.

Eric: Remember Lake Barrington? All we had was six bags of Doritos and some sleeping bags.
Turtle: And Drama brought the extra bag cause he was still wettin the bed at fourteen.
Drama: Liar! I stopped wetting the bed when I was nine. That extra bag was for warmth.

Lloyd: We have plans tonight.
Ari: Well, break your fuckin plans. I own your Asian ass!
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor.
Ari: It is a favor... to you. A favor to keep you employed.

Turtle: Is this your first time, too, Ari? I thought everybody ate shrooms in the '60s.
Ari: I was born in '67, fat boy. And I never wanted to do a drug that made me lose control.
Vince: You don't lose control, Ari. Just all of your stresses.

Drama: I thought I pulled my cock off.
Turtle: Oh, Jesus!
Drama: It's okay. I didn't.