S06E10, Berried Alive
Ashley: I can't believe I fell for your nice guy act. You are really sick.
Eric: Yeah, well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Ashley: And I'm sorry you're a douchebag.
Drama: All right, Lloyd, I'll sign with you.
Lloyd: Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!
Drama: Calm down, Lloyd.
Lloyd: I can't. We're going to make magic together, Johnny Drama!
Turtle: I'm in the middle of a serious love triangle, Vin. It's never happened to me before.
Vince: It's nice, isn't it?
Lloyd: Johnny, you've been my one client for over two years, and I will continue to treat you like you're my only client for the rest of your career. Will Ari? I will be devastated if I lose you, Johnny Drama. You think Ari will even care? I believe in your talent. Does Ari? Or does he want you because he doesn't want to piss off Vince? Or does he want you just so he can piss me off? This is the first day of the rest of your life. What do you want?
Drama: How did you do it, Ari? How?
Ari: That's what I do. I part seas. Don't try to comprehend it, just be thankful that you've been blessed with the proximity to it.
Vince: I can't believe you handed over your Berry.
Eric: Yeah, well, I didn't know what to do. I was so shocked.
Drama: You should have told her to file a subpoena.
Dan: You can move me up that list?
Ari: I can move mountains, Dan.
Ashley: Well, first off, I need to know that your assistant who wants to ride you will not be a problem.
Eric: My assistant?
Ashley: The one who looks like a playmate.
Ari: You're sorry, Lloyd?! You have no idea how sorry you're going to be. I am going to destroy you. I am going to erode every fiber of your spirit! You no longer exist! You are dead to me, and the town will know that anyone meeting with you, speaking with you, or even nodding to you on the street, will be dead as well. So, die, Lloyd. Die, die, die! And when you're gagging on Davies' balls, I want you to bite down so he can die, too.
Ashley: Who is Rupert Pupkin?
Eric: It's, uh... he's the guy I've been seeing on the side... I'm kidding. It's Vince's alias.
Ashley: His alias?
Eric: Yeah, he can't be calling people and "Vincent Chase" comes up. It's from King of Comedy.